Apathy Curve: Dancing with the Horse

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Dancing with the Horse

God on the median:

A naked man running into traffic on Interstate 35 near Forest Lake had to be subdued with a Taser on Thursday, police said.

Forest Lake police were called at 5:42 p.m. on a report of someone yelling and taking off his clothes in the median of the interstate...

Officers found the man's clothing in the median and a "loaded" syringe in his jacket pocket, Peterson said. It was believed to contain narcotics — possibly heroin

"He yelled how he had killed God, how he was God, that he was the devil. He begged for officers to shoot him and said he had the code to heaven," Peterson said.

Hold on a minute! Jesus told us that God was a cop in Pennsylvania... This is all very confusing. When is Alanis Morissette gonna show up and lay claim?

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