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Friday, December 30, 2005

"Jesus is now blind!"

A Pennsylvania school teacher had a date with Mary Jane and then performed an impromptu Monty Python skit in his front yard:

Police said that when they arrived to investigate the disturbance, they found Lofton standing stark naked in the snow.

When Lofton was asked if he was okay, he responded, "No, I am ... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette."

When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton is alleged to have said that he was "Jesus Christ" and that the officer must be "God."

A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a long plastic toy trumpet which he scooped up from nearby.

The officer used his pepper spray on Lofton, at first to no avail. Then a cursing Lofton advised the officer that "Jesus is now blind!"

Now that's comedy. The guy should be in stand-up. And I'm not talking about the corner of the drunk tank.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:55

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that just possibly this is one of the few acts a person sho works in my school district might commit and actually get fired. Other than that, the only way to fire a teacher is if an important person views them in the act of sex with a student under 17.

02:59  
Blogger mman said...

Jesus is now blind.
What a great story with a happy ending. Great stuff dude.

16:57  

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