"Jesus is now blind!"
A Pennsylvania school teacher had a date with Mary Jane and then performed an impromptu Monty Python skit in his front yard:
Now that's comedy. The guy should be in stand-up. And I'm not talking about the corner of the drunk tank.
Police said that when they arrived to investigate the disturbance, they found Lofton standing stark naked in the snow.
When Lofton was asked if he was okay, he responded, "No, I am ... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette."
When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton is alleged to have said that he was "Jesus Christ" and that the officer must be "God."
A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a long plastic toy trumpet which he scooped up from nearby.
The officer used his pepper spray on Lofton, at first to no avail. Then a cursing Lofton advised the officer that "Jesus is now blind!"
Now that's comedy. The guy should be in stand-up. And I'm not talking about the corner of the drunk tank.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:55
2 Comments:
I think that just possibly this is one of the few acts a person sho works in my school district might commit and actually get fired. Other than that, the only way to fire a teacher is if an important person views them in the act of sex with a student under 17.
Jesus is now blind.
What a great story with a happy ending. Great stuff dude.
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