Plucky

Metrosexuals:

British men are becoming increasingly interested in having their eyebrows professionally groomed, according to Debenhams department store which plans to hold men-only "guybrow" nights.

Pretty sure they've got the wrong vowel in there.

[Many] men initially came for threading either in a bid to look good for a job interview, or at the behest of their fiancees as part of the wedding preparations.

What a large strap-on you have, dear!

"The Neanderthal monobrow, famously displayed by Noel Gallagher, will soon be ancient history as alpha males look to cultivate dark, strong brows with the help of threading and dying."

I believe some terminology clarification is in order:


Alpha Male


Entertainer (and probably metrosexual)

So let's be careful how we throw that "alpha male" term around, okay? If in doubt, the rule of thumb is that anyone who wears make up for a living is not an alpha male.