Birth Control Shirt

In case the acne and the toothpick arms aren't doing enough damage to your self-esteem:

The Brick Construction Shirt from ThinkGeek features a big ol' [Lego] baseplate on the chest. That means you can build whatever you want—your name in bricks, a TIE Fighter, a busy castle scene, whatever—and then wear it around.

I'd like to thank all the Lego nerds, as they've given roleplaying geeks someone to ridicule. In fact, I think pretty much everyone in the known universe can point and snicker at adults (chronologically speaking) who play with toys designed for eight year olds.