Flying Rabbis
SwineBegone™
Those guys are a bunch of putzes.
But these flying Jews will fry your bacon real good. Just ask the Syrians... and the Jordanians... and the Palestinians... and the Egyptians... and... well, pretty much anyone within a two thousand mile radius of Jerusalem.
A group of rabbis and Jewish mystics has taken to the skies over Israel, praying and blowing ceremonial horns in a plane to ward off swine flu.
About 50 religious leaders circled over the country on Monday, chanting prayers and blowing horns, called shofars.
The flight's aim was "to stop the pandemic so people will stop dying from it", Rabbi Yitzhak Batzri was quoted as saying in Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper.
The flu is often called simply "H1N1" in Israel, as pigs are seen as unclean.
Those guys are a bunch of putzes.
But these flying Jews will fry your bacon real good. Just ask the Syrians... and the Jordanians... and the Palestinians... and the Egyptians... and... well, pretty much anyone within a two thousand mile radius of Jerusalem.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:07
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