Dirty Money

You've been cleansed:

Police said a mysterious woman known as Senora Monica offered to spiritually "cleanse" money for at least seven Hispanic families, but it was the families who got cleaned out. The woman vanished with $140,000.

The families turned over their money for "cleansing" and were supposed to get it back Sunday night at the woman's storefront.

Is money cleansing anything like money laundering? Because Guido can do that for you, and he won't take nearly as big a cut.

She never showed, and police say much of the information on the business license for the store is false.

You don't say!

They're trying to figure out who she is. She's described as Hispanic, 30 to 40 years old, 5 feet tall and 130 pounds, with long black hair.

Well, that narrows it down. I'm sure her capture is imminent.