Mmmm... burritos

Some "researchers" spewed out this mental phlegm to justify their grant money:

By now, we've all heard that high-fat diets are bad for our health in the long run. But what about the short-term?

A new study on rats finds that 10 days of eating a high-fat diet caused short-term memory loss and made exercise difficult. While the finding may not seem a big surprise, the researcher say it might suggest that high-fat diets make humans lazy and stupid.

That, of course, is untrue. High-fat foods just make people fat. Liberalism makes them lazy and stupid.