Misaligned Muzzies
Face up to it:
That's right; you've all been doing it WRONG. No doubt about it, you're all going straight to Hell... or where ever it is the anti-Allah resides. Detroit, maybe?
I won't even bother to point out the irony here.
(Oh, wait; I suppose I'd better explain it, lest the retarded Irony Nazis (none of whom understand the concept) decide to show up to screech and fling poo at me. See little monkeys, it's like this: the laser was invented by the Great Satan; now the Mohammadites want to use lasers to align their priest bunkers for proper piety. Ergo: irony. Now go away. And take your poo with you.)
Some 200 mosques in Islam's holiest city, Mecca, point the wrong way for prayers, reports from Saudi Arabia say.
Some worshippers are said to be anxious about the validity of their prayers.
That's right; you've all been doing it WRONG. No doubt about it, you're all going straight to Hell... or where ever it is the anti-Allah resides. Detroit, maybe?
There have been suggestions that laser beams could be used to make an exact measurement.
I won't even bother to point out the irony here.
(Oh, wait; I suppose I'd better explain it, lest the retarded Irony Nazis (none of whom understand the concept) decide to show up to screech and fling poo at me. See little monkeys, it's like this: the laser was invented by the Great Satan; now the Mohammadites want to use lasers to align their priest bunkers for proper piety. Ergo: irony. Now go away. And take your poo with you.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:50
2 Comments:
I have detected an uptick in the curmudgeoness of Jar's posts lately. Did the little woman put you on a diet? Or do you need a hug? ( or maybe a beer)
I stopped drinking whiskey. Now it's even clearer than ever that 95% of the American populace are blinkered simpletons.
And I'm not a curmudgeon so much as a cantankerous iconoclast. So there... =oP
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