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Saturday, July 05, 2008

As if I give a damn about the planet.

Staring next year Californians will have to display a sticker on their car that rates the vehicles "environmental score" in an ongoing effort to continue lying to the public about Glorebal Warming according to the Mustang News.

The “Green Stickers” will carry scores, from 1-10, to supposedly reflect the level to which vehicles contribute to “global warming” and smog. So, if the score is low, you are a dirty dog who is killing the planet one tank at a time. If the score is high, you are better than everyone else and drive with your nose in the air. Being printed and designed by the California Air Resources Board, you also get the pious admonition on the sticker: "Protect the environment, choose vehicles with higher scores."

This is perfect for all the Hollywood types that have been falling over themselves to be green by buying every hybrid in sight while flying on their CO2 spewing private jets all over the world.

6 Comments:

Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

That reminds me... I need to order a tuner box for my GT so I can retune that V-8 for more horsepower and INCREASED SMOG EMISSIONS! And my gas is paid for by the company, so I always use maximum acceleration. I think I deserve a .000001 sticker!

Muaaahhahahaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa! I am Evil Mustang Man! Fear my engine, for it shall destroy the UNIVERSE!

19:11  
Blogger Fundy said...

I believe we need to start a tip jar and whom every spews the most evil emissions win!

And just to let you know Jar(egg)head my out of tune 1984 VW Vanagon will be have half the Universe destroyed before you ever get your tuner box!

20:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did you get a pony car?

--jv

00:24  
Blogger davis14633 said...

I think I have you both, My Dodge truck gets a blistering 15 MPG. 15 baby, and it smokes for the first 5 minutes when you start it up every day. The tempurature is 5 degrees hotter around it when I drive and a polar bears dies each time I fill it up. It is the TRUCK OF GLOBAL DEATH!

06:51  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Last November, Jimmy. We traded in both the Mazdas. Kerri wanted a SUV, so she's driving a Nitro, and I was tired of that stick-shift RX8 in traffic. Found a yellow '06 GT with 10,000 on it for $20K. Love being back behind an American V8; nothing like it for merging safely onto a Houston freeway... =oD

09:28  
Blogger The Mad Builder of Periwinkle said...

Sadly I can't lay claim to owning a Global Death Machine at yet. So I shall instead buy a truckload of old tires, 3 cases of Quaker State and find a nice place to stage a bonfire. It could be like the Burning Man Festival, but without the hippies. The First Annual Anti-Burning Man.

14:14  

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