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Thursday, July 03, 2008

OH NO!

A tropical storm has just formed in the Atlantic! It's gonna turn into a category 29 Hurricane of Death with sustained winds of 99.8% of lightspeed and drop 18 hundred gajillion gallons of water per square foot and shoot out hailstones the size of Nancy Pelosi's head and fire 11.21 gigawatt lightning bolts into every house on the Gulf Coast and KILL ALL THE CHILDREN!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!111

Or not.

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posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:23

1 Comments:

Blogger Fundy said...

Ok thanks for the warning. I have packed the kids in the canoe, yes with life vest on, just waiting now for the worst.

Update:

Kids are now dead due to heat stroke, the article failed to mention that it would not make land fall in the high desert.

And what is up with Arthur? Did that storm not understand that the glorebal warming freaks are counting on him to start at the right time?

18:43  

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