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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Bewildered Weather

Ok I am confused, did Gorbal Warming© cause this or not?

"Although we cannot attribute last summer's flood to climate change, climate change predictions mean we can expect to see more extreme weather events such as flooding in the future," a spokeswoman for the agency told BBC News.

Wow, now I understand, these must be the same army of Gorbal Scientist© who predicted hurricane season 2007 was going to be the worse hurricane season in recorded history. Yet once again all of those fancy computer simulations failed to help with the push that Gorbal Warming© was the cause for such disastrous weather events.

Well as they say with all computer simulations, Junk in = Junk out.

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posted by Fundy at 08:03

5 Comments:

Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

I firmly believe that it was caused by a discombobulation in the relative hyper-proportion of tutu-clad, one-legged, chartreuse-dyed flying mice circling above the remains of the Atlantean orthodome.

And I've got just as much chance as Al Gore does of being right, since precisely the same amount of science went into my "theory" as went into his.

08:56  
Blogger davis14633 said...

I say it was caused by the impropper inflation of everyone's left front tire, thus causing everyone to have to steer right to compensate and throwing the globe off axis by .000000000000000001 % causing the flooding. Go ahead PROVE ME WRONG. :)

09:46  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Hrm. How did you know my left front tire has a slow leak? You been SPYING on me?! I know you cop types... Always slinkin' about and spyin' and... slinkin! =oP

10:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree about the global wobble, but it has nothing to do with front left tire. It’s because we import all that crap from China and we are throwing off the Earth's natural balance. I’m going to sell “Wobble Off-Sets” for all your Chinese crap where I ship back raw dirt for $25 /lb. If anybody is interested, the movie rights with a guaranteed academy award are for sale.

-Kenny

13:15  
Blogger Fundy said...

I have purchased an overinflated right tire credit to offset my lower inflated left tire.

And now I fell tingly all over!

08:20  

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