DST Dissed

More babble from the ivory-tower idiots:

Two University of California, Santa Barbara researchers [concluded] that setting the clock forward actually ends up using more energy, not less.

"I've never had a paper with such a clear and unambiguous finding as this," lead researcher Matthew Kotchen told the Wall Street Journal.

Here's something else unambiguous for you, Matt: Keep your greasy little mitts off my DST.

Unlike pencil-dicked researchers, most of us have to work real jobs to pay the bills. That means that after a long day at work, the only time available to accomplish our household tasks is in the evening. During the summer, a large percentage of those tasks involve being outside.

So sit down, shut up, and try to find something productive to do, instead of wandering around looking for sacred cows to kick. I know you lack a real job skill, but perhaps you can mow the grass. Try it in the dark and see how well it works out for you, then stick that in your "unambiguous" report.