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They grow 'em really stupid down under:

Two masked and machete-wielding men who barged into a club in Sydney, Australia, couldn't have picked a worse night for their robbery -- a monthly meeting of bikers.

About 50 burly bikers fought back with tables and chairs -- pretty much anything that wasn't bolted down. One would-be robber was tied up; the other in the hospital.

One of the would-be robbers crashed through a plate-glass door and jumped off a balcony.

The second man made a break for it through the club's service entrance, but the bikers tackled him near a neighbor's fence. "We just grabbed him, crash-tackled him to the ground, hogtied him with electrical wire and left him for the cops..."

Straight to StupidPrison™ with them. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 brain cells.