Upset Umps

Major League Baseball umpires are angry about background checks, saying the checks have gone too far and should be stopped. Judging from last year's playoff games, I must agree with them; we should be checking their eyesight instead.

For example, empirical observation on my part shows that the majority of MLB officials would experience no small amount of difficulty with the following test question:

Choice "B" was not just drawn randomly, by the way. I actually mapped that from the strike zone utilized by the umpire whenever Colorado was up to bat during the last World Series.