Terror on the Highway
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A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.
A key highway through Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass. But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.
The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
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Hmm.... A foot long artificial penis wrapped in silver duct tape.... There's another story here, but I'm not sure I want to know what it is.
"a foot-long..."
I thought they said it was large...
=oP
I just want to commend the great heroics of our bomb squad. Apparently we are forgeting how dangerous those things can be. I mean, nobody knows were that thing has been before.
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