I'll throw in the Eiffel Tower if you buy today...

It's a miracle!

But what if someone discovered a process whereby you could make ethanol anywhere, out of just about anything, including trash, wood chips, and even old tires?

What if they were able to do that in a phenomenally efficient way, a virtually nonpolluting way? What if they could as a result make ethanol cheaper than gasoline?

And...and it'll have flowers on top! With pretty pink bunnies! And a pony! And we can have a tea party and talk and laugh and... and... candy! Yes, there'll be candy...and cakes... and...

Naturally, that would change everything. And General Motors is betting they are right.

Get fucking real, you credulous morons. Frankly, General Motors' track record on risky investment schemes ain't exactly gold-plated.

It used to surprise me that people in positions of power would fall for such charlatanism. Now it just disappoints me.