Guitar Zero

What's that big bulge in your pants?

"I saw him walking out to his pickup truck and the bulges in his leather jacket. I said, 'Hey what have you got there,'" Clifton Lovell said.

He said Conatser, 29, replied, "Nothing."

Lovell pointed toward the unnatural shapes in Conatser's jacket and pants and said, "You've got something."

Conatser then removed a solid body electric guitar from his pants leg and from underneath his jacket.

But the store owner didn't fret over the attempted theft or try to string up the foiled thief; he just let the guy go back out to his pick up.