Boared Stiff

Some animals are more equal than others:

A pack of wild boars fleeing from a group of hunters went on a two-hour rampage through a small southern German village, biting people and causing thousands of euros in damages to shops, cars and property.

"One wild boar entered a boutique, scaring the daylights out of a saleswoman," local police said in a statement.

"She tried to hide behind the cash register. When the animal ran out of her shop it smashed the store's inventory, causing 1,000 euros (888 pounds) damage."

That's $1,315.11 when converted to real money. Those are some expensive pork chops.