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Friday, October 06, 2006

Grand Theft Moron

Meet Miguel Valverde, this week's Dumbest Criminal:

Police say a man dialed his own cell phone number hours after his car was stolen yesterday with the phone inside. The person who picked up offered to sell him back his car and arranged to meet him later on in the day. But the victim called police, who sent undercover officers to the meeting instead.

When 23-year-old Miguel Valverde and a 17-year old girl approached the detectives, the two were taken into custody.

Not quite as simple as the video game, is it Miguel? Straight to StupidPrison™ for you. Don't forget your K-Y.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:24

1 Comments:

Blogger Fundy said...

Jarhead, you are going soft on us! K-Y is a luxury item. They already have cable TV why don’t you just go ahead and give them soap on a rope while you are being so kind. :-)

10:46  

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