Leather Feathers

Those evil cows have caught onto our alien mercenary scheme, and they've countered by recruiting the ducks onto their side. The foul fowls have no conscience, not even flinching at consuming alien babies whole.

Perhaps we can sway the Chick-fil-A chickens to take up our cause and counter the ducks. After all, the insidious meatsacks have been publicly attacking them for years--they're even raising war revenue with the scheme! No more Bovine Belligerency Bonds!

UPDATE: Great Cham's beard! It's not bad enough the ducks are helping them, now we've got treasonous members of our own species helping the monsterous mooers. This woman built a cow jetpack--and is proudly displaying it to all the world! Soon, hordes of Cow Jump Brigades will descend upon us, their tiny little bovine brains fixed upon the destruction of human civilization. And they have one of our own to thank for it!

You clueless tool! You traitor! You... you... LIBERAL! Aiiiigggghhh!