Holy Halibut

Divorce court:

Ershad, a rickshaw puller, uttered the word "talaq", or divorce, three times earlier this month while he was drunk...

"The couple had kept it under wraps and continued to stay together but the [Muslim] clerics ruled that since Ershad uttered the word talaq three times, it constituted a divorce," district police chief Shatrughan Parida said over the telephone.

Under the rules, the woman, who is a mother of three, must marry another man and obtain a divorce from him before she can be reunited with Ershad, the clerics in the local mosque said.

The clerics have said the man the woman marries temporarily must be 70 years of age...

Now why does that sound vaguely familiar...? Ah, I remember.

When your religion makes a Monty Python skit look plausible, it's a good bet you've gone over the edge.