Chocolate Virgin
Drippings:
Oh, I get it! It's a chocolate rorschach test! Hrm... Looks like a falcon preening his feathers to me.
But maybe Mary was a chocolate fanatic...
"Hrm. Lessee what we have here... Frankincense. Myrrh. Gold. That's it?! NO CHOCOLATE?! I just squirted a god-melon outta my body and you can't even throw in for a box of Whitman's? "Wise men" my ass. Get outta my manger, you insensitive bastards!"
Workers at Angiano's gourmet chocolate company, Bodega Chocolates, discovered under a vat a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.
Oh, I get it! It's a chocolate rorschach test! Hrm... Looks like a falcon preening his feathers to me.
But maybe Mary was a chocolate fanatic...
"Hrm. Lessee what we have here... Frankincense. Myrrh. Gold. That's it?! NO CHOCOLATE?! I just squirted a god-melon outta my body and you can't even throw in for a box of Whitman's? "Wise men" my ass. Get outta my manger, you insensitive bastards!"
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:52
3 Comments:
You sure it isn't the Maltese Falcon?
http://www.thegoldenera.net/images/Treasures/falcon2.jpg
I've often wondered how "they" know what the virgin Mary, Jesus, etc looked like. I don't believe there were any contemporaneous artists renderings of any of these people and there sure as hell aren't any photos. LOL
If it for sale?
I'll buy it for 10 Biillliiiiiooooonnn dolars!
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