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Monday, June 05, 2006

Into the Lion's Den

Daniel he was not:

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

Well... that answers it then, doesn't it? Everybody back to work.

You over there! Throw those beads away. Weren't you paying attention?

posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:35

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of faith is that "if he exists"? If I were God, and sometimes I think I might possibly, maybe, anything might be possible, could be some form of God or "superior being", well anyway, if I were and he yelled that, I would have had the lions take a less direct route to his demise such as starting with his feet and working up. This just proves that God, could be me, maybe, ok, probably not, works in mysterious and unfathomable ways.

17:05  

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