Bagged

The only thing funnier than a stupid thug is a stupid thug in baggy pants. According to this article from the Wall Street Journal, their "fashion statement" is increasingly making them an easy target for pursuing policemen--and intercepting grandmothers:

Denny Fuhrman, a 58-year-old police officer in Lynnwood, Wash., was escorting a handcuffed suspect to his patrol car one afternoon in 2004 when the youngster twisted free and took off running.

As he bolted, the baggy blue jeans he was wearing fell down around his ankles, sending him tumbling onto the pavement of a busy street. "He was rolling around in traffic, looking like a fish out of water," recalls Mr. Fuhrman.

[The] suspect wiggled out of his trousers before getting up from the street and running toward a nearby mall... The young man was arrested at the entrance of a J.C. Penney store after Janice Lewis, a 61-year-old passerby, grabbed his shirt collar and held on to him until police arrived.

You were "collared" (quite literally) by a grandmother?! You are so going to be somebody's bitch. Keep those baggy pants, son; they'll make it easier for Bruno to access your sweet little ass.