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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Elveless at the North Pole

You're fired!

Santa Claus has turned a profit in his Lapland theme park for the first time after cost cuts, including the sacking of his last three full-time elves.

Probably a bunch of sandbagging, unionized slackers, anyhow. Good riddance! And you reindeer, be on your hoof-tips! Turbofans are cheap and they don't pee on the carpet.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:38

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