Revelation!
Dr George Fieldman of Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College chases down Captain Obvious, beats him into a bloody pulp, steals his cape, and runs away while laughing hysterically:
We should all be thankful that dedicated people like Dr. Fieldman are constantly probing the boundaries of human knowledge, lest we be stumbling along forever in the dark.
Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests.
"They are looking for opportunities to pass on their genes," [said Dr. Fieldman].
He said the study confirmed what had been suspected by many.
We should all be thankful that dedicated people like Dr. Fieldman are constantly probing the boundaries of human knowledge, lest we be stumbling along forever in the dark.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:46
1 Comments:
The researchers are conducting similar tests with women. But so far, they have failed to find a visual stimulus which will affect their behaviour."
Hint: Show them a picture of their significant other quietly enjoying their favorite hobby (and no, I don't mean THAT favorite hobby).
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