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Thursday, March 23, 2006

You Left Out...


You forgot atheists. Does that mean you like me? I certainly hope not. I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd add "Atheists" to your sign.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:53

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, he did have 'sex pervert' and 'computer freak' on there.

16:22  
Blogger JW said...

and
Ankle Bitter

That should cover everybody here at least

16:38  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Moderatley good points, there. I'll own up to "computer freak." But the "sex pervert" won't really work, since I have the libido of a block of granite.

"Ankle biter," though? No, I don't think I qualify there. "Devious, corporatized, cigar-smoking, capitalist pig" perhaps. But I always go for the throat. =oP

I'll have to go with him on the "and Mormons" bit, though. W E I R D people, the Mormons... "Never mind about the lost Golden Tablets and my Magic Hat. Just give me half your money all your virgins." If that's not mass sociopathy, I can't imagine what might be. But then again, a guy wearing a "Jesus Saves..." shirt doesn't hold a lot of credibility in my book.

Call it a wash and give the bar a round on me.

23:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think atheists is on the other side of the banner along with cheese eating frogs, rhino smelling animists, dead panning comedians and people who watch too much tv and read books other than the bible.

Is that guy that one dude who shouts religious doctrine in front of the Alamo? Are they related?

12:08  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

I think atheists is on the other side of the banner...

Whew! Glad to know I'm represented. But do I have to sit next to the French?

13:08  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND MORMANS! That is too funny!

04:14  

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