'Nother Nutty "Ninja"

Bonus Points: He was greased up like a wooden axle:

Police in Charleston say a naked man exposed himself to his neighbor, then later attacked officers with nunchucks.

While he was in the neighbor's home, police say Smith took off his clothes and asked the neighbor to "oil him up."

They also say the oil made it difficult for them to get a good grip on him.

Just think, you might have lived out your entire life and never had that visual in your head.

You're welcome.