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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Panic, Mass-type, One (1)

Run away!!!! Giant, head-eating alien space monsters are attacking! It's the Rapture! Cats and dogs! Flying monkeys! It's the end of the whole, entire, freaking world, man!

(Or at least it is if you live in a computer model...)

I, however, can tell you exactly how the world will end: I'll die.

Same for you.

Problem solved. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled life.

2 Comments:

Blogger JW said...

Sweet, so when we survive the radiation from the hole in the Ozone layer, all the mutations from the nuclear waste, and fine some other element to breath after the rain forest is gone, we are going be under freakin' water. That’s just great!

Well, the bright side is all the land will be used up for garbage landfills anyway, and all all the energy will be depleted meaning no A/C or videogames.
Screw it, I’m just going to free-load off the manatees and wales. They do owe me after all.

10:11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I will admit that I had not yet graduated to the good clean pharmaceuticals in the EARLY 70's--I am pretty sure they were talking about another forthcoming ICE AGE. Weren't they? Now they are saying that we are gonna get too hot? MAAAAAN! It's hurting my heeeaaadd!

03:51  

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