Another Use for Duct Tape

Behavior modification:

Penfold, a retired teacher and wrestling coach who was with the district from 1976 until retiring last spring and who was serving as a volunteer junior high coach, is accused of taping a junior high school wrestling team member to a weight bench.

The March 1 taping incident apparently stemmed from student profanity and inappropriate behavior on a bus the evening of February 28.

The teachers wouldn't have to go to such extremes to discipline the monsters children if we'd just put corporal punishment back in schools. Nothing will get the attention of a snot-nosed teen faster than getting his little monkey ass beat with a board. Hell, you can't even look cross-eyed at the little bastards without being sued nowdays.

The upshot: They can't spell. They can't add. They can't speak correctly. But they have great, huge gobs of self-esteem. And pristine, un-paddled little asses. Those "qualities" make for really great employees, too...