Dopey
Meet our Moron of the Month for November: Ronald Meyers. I know it's early in the month yet, but I'm pretty sure Ronald has this one wrapped up:
Oops. Direct to StupidPrison™ for you, Ronald.
Ronald Meyers summoned officers to his home in an upscale neighborhood Thursday morning, claiming that someone was trying to open his windows and that he could hear voices outside.
Responding officers found no burglar but asked if they could check inside... When Meyers let them in, officers allegedly found more than $100,000 worth of marijuana.
The stash included an 8-foot-tall pot plant, more plants growing in the garage and harvested marijuana — some packed into large closeable plastic bags — stuffed in large storage bins in a bedroom.
Oops. Direct to StupidPrison™ for you, Ronald.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 16:15
3 Comments:
I happened across your site at work and love it! It not only amused me, it helped me goof off for at least a half-hour.
I thank you. My boss thanks you.
Another great one dude. My only guess on this pothead is he may have been smoking a bit too much of his product and not selling it. The paranoia can be overbearing. I think I'll stay with good, cold, legal beer.
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