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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Bra News

The Chinese, in a commendable effort to build a better brassiere, have established a college degree in bra design. Unfortunately for them, however, the Japanese just beat them to it, at least where cold-weather application is concerned.

Not to be upstaged, those wacky Floridians have resorted to stuffing their existing bras--with parrots.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:16

2 Comments:

Blogger the mad angel of Periwinkle said...

I can just picture it now... woman inserts super heated microwaved pads into her bra and burns her nipples... lawsuit ensues. Putting on a suit coat or sweater in the winter would just make way too much sense I guess.

12:56  
Blogger JW said...

I'm stuck in this crappy IT job and NOW I'm told I could have been a professional Bra Desinger!
Dammit to all!

11:43  

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