Apathy Curve: Crack Squirrels

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Crack Squirrels

Jonesin' tree-rats in London:

"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.

"An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging."

A squirrel's eyes are entirely black. How can you tell if they're bloodshot?

Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US. They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC. The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix.

Nothing more terrifying than being mugged by a squirrel: "Don't do nothin' stupid, man. Your wallet or your nuts. Choose."

2 Comments:

JW said...: You laugh but I once witnessed a squirrel complete kick Banduar’s Ass, big time. If my friend’s 5 year old daughter hadn’t been there to slap it off him, he might not be here today.; 09:52
Banduar said...: Kenny's just jealous that no one is after HIS nuts.

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