Owned

Some idiot in Oklahoma had repeatedly broken into a couple's house and stolen the wife's panties. Understandably, they got a bit put out with the stupid git. So the husband MacGyvered a trap:

Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib).

Oh, this guy is so going to be somebody's bitch in the slammer. And that's a good thing:

Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler.

That's just bizarre. Lock the freak up and hope somebody kills him before he's paroled. The homeowner damned near killed him; there's photo goodness of the well-beaten nutcase at the link.