Nutty Nudies
Yet more Nederlander goofiness.
Dutch nudists are getting all hot-and-bothered because there are naked people on their nude beaches. That is, naked people making the two-backed beast. Or three-backed... four-backed... Well, you get the idea. The upshot is, they want the government to designate beaches as either "Nude; NO Sex" or "Nude WITH Sex." It being the Netherlands, I guess we can safely assume that "Clothed and No Sex" beaches are not being considered as an option at this time.
Must be something in the water over there. Not that I'm complaining; the Netherlands are proving a veritable treasure trove of comedic raw material. Looks like the Dutch are making a serious run at usurping the Polish as the go-to choice for joke butts.
Dutch nudists are getting all hot-and-bothered because there are naked people on their nude beaches. That is, naked people making the two-backed beast. Or three-backed... four-backed... Well, you get the idea. The upshot is, they want the government to designate beaches as either "Nude; NO Sex" or "Nude WITH Sex." It being the Netherlands, I guess we can safely assume that "Clothed and No Sex" beaches are not being considered as an option at this time.
Must be something in the water over there. Not that I'm complaining; the Netherlands are proving a veritable treasure trove of comedic raw material. Looks like the Dutch are making a serious run at usurping the Polish as the go-to choice for joke butts.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:17
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