Movietone Cow War News
As the cow war heats up, diligent policemen in Colombia have nabbed a dastardly operative of the bovine belligerents. It appeared as if it was attempting to ambush human commuters.
Well said, officer! "Why not," indeed? That cow will set no more traps for innocent travelers. Who's mooing now, you evil bastard?
A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"
Well said, officer! "Why not," indeed? That cow will set no more traps for innocent travelers. Who's mooing now, you evil bastard?
Labels: Cow Wars
5 Comments:
So, does this mean they have institued "Prison Farms"?
Indeed! To be followed shortly by species internment facilities. The ACLU (American Cow Liberties Union) will no doubt protest this mooove.
Soooo.. Why DID the cow cross the road?
Why did the cow cross the road? Simple My girl...it was to KILL THE HUMANS IN THE FARM HOUSE AND LEAVE A BLOODY MESSAGE THAT THE END OF THEIR BIPEDAL REIGN WAS NIGH!!! Or maybe not.
I used to think all those cows on the Chik-Fil-A billboards was just a cute ad gimmick. Now...*looks around warily*...I'm not so sure.
ROFL *sneaks up and moos menacingly in Your ear*
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