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Friday, August 19, 2005

Movietone Cow War News

As the cow war heats up, diligent policemen in Colombia have nabbed a dastardly operative of the bovine belligerents. It appeared as if it was attempting to ambush human commuters.

A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"


Well said, officer! "Why not," indeed? That cow will set no more traps for innocent travelers. Who's mooing now, you evil bastard?

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posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:37

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, does this mean they have institued "Prison Farms"?

13:03  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Indeed! To be followed shortly by species internment facilities. The ACLU (American Cow Liberties Union) will no doubt protest this mooove.

13:22  
Blogger the mad angel of Periwinkle said...

Soooo.. Why DID the cow cross the road?

15:50  
Blogger The Mad Builder of Periwinkle said...

Why did the cow cross the road? Simple My girl...it was to KILL THE HUMANS IN THE FARM HOUSE AND LEAVE A BLOODY MESSAGE THAT THE END OF THEIR BIPEDAL REIGN WAS NIGH!!! Or maybe not.

I used to think all those cows on the Chik-Fil-A billboards was just a cute ad gimmick. Now...*looks around warily*...I'm not so sure.

18:04  
Blogger the mad angel of Periwinkle said...

ROFL *sneaks up and moos menacingly in Your ear*

11:22  

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