Naked Gun
Mexico's National Commission of Human Rights (I find I can't type that without giggling) is getting twisted over a new scanner in the Mexico City airport:
Oh nos! Not undressed people! The horror! Why, I'd much rather they get on the plane with a gun and kill hundreds--maybe thousands--of people in a hijacking. Yes, that is far preferable to *shudder* naked people.
Here's a thought: take a stroll around your office this morning. Honestly, now; how many of those people would you really want to see naked? I get a bit nauseous just thinking about it.
"We consider the use of this machine to be violating human rights, it virtually undresses people!"
Oh nos! Not undressed people! The horror! Why, I'd much rather they get on the plane with a gun and kill hundreds--maybe thousands--of people in a hijacking. Yes, that is far preferable to *shudder* naked people.
Here's a thought: take a stroll around your office this morning. Honestly, now; how many of those people would you really want to see naked? I get a bit nauseous just thinking about it.
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So that's why the drug lords in Mexico are funding the Human Rights Commission. Now it makes sense.
On a separate note, do you really giggle Egghead? *grins*
On a separate note, do you really giggle Egghead?
Only when I'm stoned or trying to type oxymorons.
ROFL
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