Done Sprung!

If anyone has ever created a more stupid concept than the corporate half-day, I struggle to think what it might be. I suppose it makes the bean-counters feel better to know that we all had to get up and come in here at the regular time this morning-- so we could eat kolaches, browse the internet for a couple of hours, chat in the hallways, and then go home.

Wow. That's productive.

At any rate, enjoy whatever time off you might receive for the pagan celebration of spring and fertility, which was successfully usurped centuries ago by the Christian church for purposes of cultural assimilation. Or, if you prefer, Easter.