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Friday, February 18, 2005

Stupid In Love

I suppose this sort of nonsense is to be expected in what passes for modern higher education.

The colleges are busy producing engineering graduates without a functional knowledge of geometry or trig, (I know; we've almost hired some of them), but By Jiminy, they feel good about themselves.

Here's a good Relationship 101 tip for all you confused college kids: You're young, you're geeky, you're awkward, you're ignorant, you have no social skills, you have no job skills, and you have no money. GIVE IT UP. Keep your nose in the books and worry about "relationships" when you're actually a contributing member of society and no longer soaking up mommy and daddy's hard-earned cash. By then, you'll (hopefully) know what to do. That's the ugly truth; just learn to deal with it. And I didn't charge you several hundred dollars and three months of your life for that advice. What a bargain.

The most ironic part, of course, is that college professors are teaching courses on sexual relationships. Yeah, because closeted academics are the very paragon of emotional stability and attractiveness.

Blind--->Blind

1 Comments:

Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

And now, full frontal nudity....err...wait, that's sex education.

Anyway, yes they've done it again. Pointless 101. Since every relationship is different the class is pretty much worthless. I love the reaction to the guys comment. Laughter, ridicule, we've heard it before.

"A guy with feelings and desires beyond that of a rutting boar. My goodness, what a rare occurance."

An acadimic with a clue about the real world. Wow, how rare is that?

Later,
N

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