How Do They Do It?
Those wily geniuses at Johns Hopkins have done it again. Through years of intensive research, they have cleverly rooted out the obscure concept that "abused women are less likely to be in a stable relationship."
This follows hot on the heels of their groundbreaking discovery that flying on a stormy night while drunk increases your chances of crashing a plane.
They kindly provided a list of suckers...er, I mean sponsors, of their "research." I suggest we all write to them and request money for "research" into other areas, such as whether or not live people breathe air.
This follows hot on the heels of their groundbreaking discovery that flying on a stormy night while drunk increases your chances of crashing a plane.
They kindly provided a list of suckers...er, I mean sponsors, of their "research." I suggest we all write to them and request money for "research" into other areas, such as whether or not live people breathe air.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:46
1 Comments:
Hmmmm.... Mayhaps a sociological study involving strippers and booze is in order. To be a comprehensive study it should cover all 50 states and run for about 10 years. Project budget of about $60million should be about right. That's only a $120k per year per state...we'll be hardly making ends meet...but such sacrifices are necessary to advance the cause of science!
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