Hot airspeed
In a stunning revelation, "researchers" at Johns Hopkins have discovered that you're more likely to crash your private plane if you're flying it on a dark, stormy night while tipping back the hooch.
The deuce you say! I'm so glad those smart, ever-alert folks at Johns Hopkins are parsing the data to find such trends. Why, without their invaluable research, I might have gone to the airport tomorrow, rented a 172, and taken off in an early evening icestorm with a bottle of Jack in my lap. How do they do it? (Get the grants for this stupidity, I mean, because I want one.)
The deuce you say! I'm so glad those smart, ever-alert folks at Johns Hopkins are parsing the data to find such trends. Why, without their invaluable research, I might have gone to the airport tomorrow, rented a 172, and taken off in an early evening icestorm with a bottle of Jack in my lap. How do they do it? (Get the grants for this stupidity, I mean, because I want one.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:19
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I want to get a job at John Hopkins. I could laugh at what they're doing and sit on my butt doing nothing useful whild getting paid. That's almost like being in politics.
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