Lazy Americans?

Doesn't look that way to me.

Add to this the fact that many European countries are either contemplating or have already implemented a four day work week, and the picture starts to become clearer. We work; they play. That's why we have nice cars instead of sub-sub-compacts, big houses instead of cramped apartments, and nuclear carriers that actually work.

Apparently, the much-admired qualities of Europeans involve laziness, poor hygiene, and a penchant for whining ceaslessly about anything and everything. That's okay, though; you Euro-weenies go play while we rebuild the world. We'll let you know when it's done.

You'll be on the beach, we presume?