The Real NCIS

What do you think NCIS really does? Whatever you just guessed, it's not this: browse amateur porn 10 hours per day.

They've had dozens of people working 10 hours a day for months looking at nude selfies of Marines on the internet. Why? Well, while it's not illegal -- under civil law or the UCMJ -- to post nude photos of yourself, it is apparently illegal to post them of someone else.

"More than a dozen military members — mostly women — have asked the task force for help. They want to know if any of their intimate photographs ended up on the largely private websites without their consent."

Yeah, you read it right. A dozen stupid twats got drunked up and snapped nude selfies, and now they're all concerned about their mythical virtue. So NCIS is working non-stop to bring to justice these horrible people who posted selfies of someone else on the internet -- because that's what's really important here, yeah?

The worst part is that I only ever met a couple of BAMs (Broad-Assed Marines) that I had even a glimmer of interest in seeing nude. Most of them are nasty dykes with even nastier attitudes. No thanks, I'll stick with strippers.