News of the Norks

You can smell the crazy:

North Korea denounced the U.S. ambassador to Seoul for flying over South Korean airspace in an F-16 fighter jet.

"At this point when the heavy black clouds of nuclear war have gathered over the Korean peninsula it is a very significant development in U.S. North Korea policy that the U.S. ambassador in South Korea took a flight on a fighter jet," the spokesman said in an interview with state-controlled KCNA.

"It cannot be anything else but an inconceivably evil, vicious act that could only be the work of an insane madman," the North Korean spokesman said.

Uh... yeah. Okay. Sure, buddy. Hey, speaking of insane madmen, we just got this lovely new white van. Isn't it shiny? It's real comfy in back, too! Care for a ride? Here, try on this new jacket; it's the latest fashion among the Kool Kommie Krowd!

"We are carefully watching such movements from the United States and taking precautions. We will strengthen our nuclear deterrent to protect our nation's sovereignty and people's survival from the U.S. nuclear threat," North Korea said.

Psst! Hey Kim Jong Chubby, just a little heads-up: you must actually have a nuclear deterrent before you can strengthen it. Sorry, but rockets that crash or explode shortly after liftoff and nuclear bombs that don't go off... well, I'm afraid that doesn't qualify. Besides, nuclear deterrents are for the older kids; go back to your coloring books and we'll talk about it again in a few years.