Whatev

According to this poll, I'm a "hostile sexist," scoring 4.17 on a scale of 5. Being that the poll is located on NPR's site, that's no surprise. What the drooling lefty dolts who wrote the poll would be surprised to learn, however, is the fact that my wife is an independent career woman with two degrees who travels frequently on her own, of whom I make no demands and she makes none of me. And we're happily married for a decade now. And I do most of the cooking.

Stick that in your poll and smoke it, you fuckin' hippie losers.