Breakout

A robot designed to test avoidance algorithms has escaped its laboratory -- twice. The engineering company responsible for creating it is wisely considering precautionary disassembly. This being the internet, however, the freaks and weirdos are out in force, providing their mentally retarded equivalent of a defense for the runaway robot:

“Give it to me, please. I gonna find common language with it. If you’re itching to break something, itch yourself or break the chair under you.”

Remember, YouTube comments are cancer.