News of the Norks

Yeah, everybody's favorite Krazy Kommies are up to it again:

A North Korean envoy said that she's "very pleased" about the "success" of recent North Korean ballistic missile launches.

They seem to have very low standards for "success"...

Early Wednesday Pyongyang test-launched two Musudan projectiles known to have a range between 1,800 and 2,500 miles, and capable of targeting Japan.

Seoul's joint chiefs of staff said the first missile, launched at 5:58 a.m., traveled about 90 miles before exploding in mid-air, South Korean newspaper Kukmin Ilbo reported. The second projectile, which was fired at 8:05 a.m., traveled for 250 miles before falling in the East Sea, or the Sea of Japan.

OOOhh! Aaahhh! I can buy a better bottle rocket at the local fireworks stand.

Choe added, "Now if the United States pressures us with a nuclear war, we can confront them confidently, which also makes us very pleased."

Yeah... that's, uh, that's what we're planning. No. Really.

There's a proud tradition here in Texas. There's a college called Texas A&M which every year has these huge rallies and bonfires where they dance around like excited screech monkeys when it's time for them to play the University of Texas on the grid iron. They posture and threaten and generally beat the drums until nobody can get a wink of sleep.

The University of Texas, however, completely ignores them. For UT it's a non-event, because it's an irrelevant game against an irrelevant school. The Norks, much like Aggies, are basically overly-aggressive puppies; it's best just to lock them in the bedroom and ignore them. Until they poo on the carpet, then it's Ass-Beatin' Time -- with some Rub-Nose-In-Poo amendments for clarity of intent. The Norks should be very careful they don't poo on the carpet.