Underground Mall Cops

The subway lines in Seoul have been forced to hire security due to a rash of crime. What sort of crime, you ask? Martial arts gangs? Scam artists? Muggers? Nope.

The work becomes tough when they have to face violent drunken passengers. “They are usually typical patriarchal men in their 50s and 60s,” Lee said.

Other offenders include elderly homeless people. So how do they handle this rampaging horde of drunken businessmen and bumming geezers?

As an example, he said, “Yesterday was tough. A drunk man in his 50s started being rude and choked one of the guards. We had to pull his arm on each side and take him to the police station nearby, but on the way he ran into a wall corner, injuring his head.”

LMAO. The private fell down the stairs, sir! Twice!