Call the waaaaaaahmbulance!

The Donks they are a-cryin' after their pet proposal got kicked to the curb in the House:

Democrat members of the U.S. House of Representatives became enraged after an amendment that would have protected members of the LGBT community failed.

Democrats thought they had enough Republicans supporting the measure but then several changed their votes. When the vote become final, Democrats stood and started shouting. Republicans stood silently, with some expressing disappointment.

After voting was closed and the shouting continued, the chair announced, "There will be order in this chamber."

Rep. Gwen Moore, D-Wis., responded: "no there will not be," as she stood close to the podium.

Typical. Like seven year-olds everywhere, when things don't go their way Democrats instinctively drop to the ground and commence with the tantrums. Cry some more, little girl. I'm feasting on your tears of impotent rage.

Minority Whip Steny Hoyer, D-Md., asked his Democratic colleagues to restrain themselves, and asked who changed their vote at the last minute.

"I was standing in the well and no one came and no one had the courage to come into the well to change their vote, but notwithstanding that, the vote kept changing. Mr. Speaker, from a parliamentary perspective, how is that possible?" Hoyer asked.

Hoyer told reporters he will investigate who changed their votes.

It's possible, you ignorant douche, because it wasn't a roll-call vote. If you want to know exactly who is voting for what, that's how you do it. A secret ballot is... wait for it... S E K R I T. Apparently my dog knows more about parliamentary procedure than the minority whip of the United States Congress. Judging by the gin blossom he's sporting, I'd be astounded if he can remember his name at any given moment.