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Anti-Arctic drilling kayak-tivists hold ‘Shell No’ protest in Seattle
Just reading that headline made me sneer. Seeing the photo in the article made me hope that the Navy has an "accident" with a 5" gun. You know, it just kind of misfired... 20 or 30 times.
Just reading that headline made me sneer. Seeing the photo in the article made me hope that the Navy has an "accident" with a 5" gun. You know, it just kind of misfired... 20 or 30 times.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:53
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My favorite quote from the article:
"Greg Huyler, a 51-year-old scuba diver from Yakima, Wash., stood on the sidewalk and shook his head in opposition to the event.
“It’s a bunch of crap,” he said. “The problem is, all of these kayaks are petroleum products, and they’re going to gripe about drilling for oil. And 90 percent of them drove here in cars that use petroleum products.”
The "protestors" drove there in their petroleum based cars, using petroleum, to an event that was probably arranged on their petroleum based computers and coordinated on their petroleum based phones and went out in their petroleum based kayaks, wearing their petroleum based life vests, waving their petroleum based banners and flags as they drank from their petroleum based water bottles, and then IF they cleaned up, they threw the trash into a petroleum based bag and then drove home in their petri vehicles feeling very satisfied with themselves as they went home and watched their petroleum based TV, in their IKEA petroleum based chair.
IDIOTS.
I can’t take it, they are literally floating in oil boats protesting oil. Tomorrow they will be on the internet bragging about the great Obama and how he lowered gas prices.
-JW
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